Novembers Burlesque Bustle!!

As ever in my usual fashion of uber belatedness, I offer to thee the tasty treats that were... The November issue of the Burlesque Bustle, Ooozing talent and some HUGE bras!! We stormed the stage for the night.

First lamb to the slaughter was the Delightful Diawa.. naked as ever and FINALLY doing one of her signature sets!! she opened the show in the only way she knows best!

Rocking the beats and scratching that fancy floor.. she whipped us into a frenzy along side Queens "Body Language" It was actually nice to have her doing the show with us for once!! I look forward to more!! you listening D!!


D.. subtle as ever..



Actual set order yet again evades me as I've a permanent nappy brain affliction so forgiveness as usual..
Chandra... What can you say about Chandra... not only does she constantly leave me slack jawed and drooling she also offers a hanky to wipe it with, how nice is that.. I honestly do not know how this woman is so creative.. I think she has hallucinogen's drip fed.. its the only way she can get these ideas!! With every show I think "how is she going to do better than that set!" And low and behold she manages to with the next one..  The amount of eye candy that woman can pack into that stage is unreal..


THATS where my toilet paper went!

With an utterly mesmerising collection of wonder on the stage to stare at agog, while she spun and hypnotised us alongside the tune "The Mystic's Dream" by Loreena McKennit, This really was a splendour to behold, with beautiful fonts fading in and out displaying messages while she just gracefully strutted in nothing but rope by the end! YES that looked painful!


Gimme an O!

One wonders what chaffing cream she uses?...

The new methods of eyebrow removal were not proving to be popular..

 Chandra I tip my hat to you.. you have perversely good skills.. and boy.. you sure know how to wow a crowd <3

She had  not realised her shih tzu was aflame at the end of its leash...
 

Hard as it is.. we have to follow that act...

Lucky for us though we have a secret weapon.. Dia.. yes it gets confusing with all the D's..
On her first performance of the night she appears held by a glorious puppet controller.. she pirouetted and pranced through a gorgeous song.. "Sleep Isabella" by Abney Park.. I wish to steal those eyelashes!

How else do I get these girls to work the hours they do!...

Curves Ahoy! when Rina took to the stage, in a fabulous boudoir style performance to Lucy Woodwards "Rag Doll" She sure can tease those boys!.. I do believe this was Rinas first ever set with us! what an entrance missy!! We look forward to the rest!



She tries unsuccessfully to convice us she is innocent... 


The time for one of Nics signature sets.. where you just never know whats going to happen, I fearfully took my place by her side.. "Ahhh this doesn't look too painful" I thought...Nice sandy desert, what could go wrong... only a nuclear bomb!.. after an enormous explosion we realised Vegas had hit.. what a cool set!! I really enjoyed this one!! Nic manages to surprise me.. and that's hard to do!erm... What started out quite hick and laid back along to Laurel and Hardy, turned into a leg kicking extravaganza complimented by The Dead Kennedys "Viva las Vegas" 

Dem Show gals are born from the harshest environments!

Vegas explosion.. feathers, chips and burgers.. what a way to go!



We were joyous when we heard Honey was making an appearance, When the curtain opened to the gorgeous set that beheld us, I think I heard a few "Oooooo's" from the crowd, in full Marie Antoinette glory just teasing us as to what awaited us beneath.. we watched in awe as time almost froze on the stage with the beautiful particles she used for this performance... The song she chose contrasted perfectly, Portisheads "Machine Gun"

The talc spreading was becoming an issue now..

Its MY fecking cake!

Simply mesmerising!



 

We had a fabulous second performance with Dias last offering, paired with the pounding Perfect Circle song "Counting bodies like sheep" This was just hypnotising, Fantastic set and look!


You just never know what you are going to find on the other side of that curtain...

Dia.. making tentacles hawt..

Another group set reared its fluffy and cute rear to the crowd with Miwas delicious diner and Rockabilly roll with Xtina's "Candyman" This was a hoot! Cute set cute outfits and a whole lot of attitude hopping all over the joint! Loved this!


Men scared easy these days of the diner dollies!

So.. I guess I have to make an appearance somewhere along the way in these shows.. Last but not least I dragged my butt out, splayed out on a car hood in nothing but undies and a fur coat I started my tirade against the rich boys...


Scratch on scratch off...

The Royal family if Heff had his way..

Rolling into the stage atop a car.. the hip rolling and ass swaying commenced.. paired with the dulcet tones of Lorde's "Royals" shimmying a plenty until time came to rip off the coat and retire to my throne, delusions of grandeur anyone?... 

AWAY bitches this is MY throne!

As ever a fabulous show had by all, Thank the lord for Chandra's snappy fingers for constantly providing me with proof this show happens every month, because my drawings would be shit!
Thank you to the lovely ladies for doing this with me, the creativity and imagination you all demonstrate each month is simply astounding, and I'm always so gooey for weeks at how lucky I am to have you under my roof to share these shenanigans with.
Awesome crowd, gosh how we love to try to entertain you all! Thank you so much for supporting our shows!
Thank you's to Sierra and Ellen for doing an excellent job fluffling the crowd for us.. your banter was hilarious!
Phew I can relax now.. Chandras been nipping at my heels to get this post done as shes dangling the xmas show post like a carrot to a donkey to get me to work harder.. eh Voila! *crunch crunch*
Much much love to you all <3






Little Reminder!

"Everything clear?" - "Yes Ma'am... just.. what direction does the stage face again?"

Wondering why there is no similar sign somewhere that says "WRITE FASTER!" ;)

Wishing a lovely evening to all my fellow Minxette-lettes, the busy Ma'am and our awesome Patrons. There are more posts in the pipe.. and not to forget our February show all colored in love and roses (LGC style, naturally) on Feb 28th - don't miss out! You'll regret it, as always.

Love and Kisses,
laChandra

Getting closer to being up to date... Halloween 2013!! Our October Show...

OUR THIRD HALLOWEEN!!!!
Yes folks.. pretty amazing thing in SL to last longer than 6 months! But here we are with the spooky spectacular under our belts for the third glorious time.. Halloween is one of our favourite shows to bring together and each year it gets better and better!
Kicking off the carnage we had none other than Galilllllla.

Drifting onto the stage in an eerily delicious and saucy set consisting of a gathering of ghouls and skeletal beasties, she sauntered her way through a very apt song for the night.. a little bit of "Evil goin' on"

The exits are here, here.. and here....

 As usual she delivered a rather "cheeky" performance, considering she had a knife in the gut! Most excellent set I hasten to add! When Gal does something she does it gooooood....

The backing dancers were looking a little on the thin side I must say...

Now this is where it gets hazy... I do believe our lovely Nic was next to the plate.. if I'm wrong.. as always.. ass can be offered.. god that sounds wrong.. I meant spankings you filthy bunch!

She threw the club into darkness and sent chills up our spines with her crypt of sin... filling the air with red fog and sending birds out to attack the crowd for booze.. she delivered an awesome punch!


Seeing red anyone?

Dare you go inside....

The song she chose for this set has been in my head constantly ever since.. Nouvelle Vague's - Bela Lugosis Dead  .. haunting track and brilliant set for it!


The perils of flexi hair...

 

 Miwa started as she meant to go on with the first of 2 sets, splashing a delicious pink all over the stage she grabbed that pole with both hands and spun her way through "Pink elephants"

The rogue elephant had spotted a tasty looking exotic pink fruit of some kind on the stage...
 

Another great set was bought forth by our Jenalicious! Her and her army of un-dead superhero zombies rocked their behinds along to Britney's "Work It" With the apocalypse background and foggy atmosphere it very cool!



The bad guys must be quaking in their booties!

Wonder-woman had not aged well!

She sure is packin'

What a tit-tastic trio! Great job Jena, Toxic and Alyx 



Back for more with her second ever set was our little cherub Cher.. her and her man friend bought to life a really atmospheric set, rising from her grave to dance in the moonlight along to the dulcet tones of Amy Lee's"My immortal" she had us all quiet as churchmice while we watched..


The graveyard trampoline theme was going down well so far...

Who knew ya could get lucky in the dead part of town!

Her second offering was a rather spikey looking affair, taking to the stage in some mighty fierce attire Miwa's second appearance of the night along side Hellsings "If your going to war, Fight with Bows" Very cool song!! now there's no way in hell you'd mess with this woman looking like that!

The new school headmistress left some daddies slightly open mouthed on her first day at work!

Overjoyed we were.. to have one of our oldest Minxettes back on the stage!! I do not mean decrepit or senile! Just one of the old school originals! In true Minxette fashion she wowed us effortlessly bringing back her evil giant clowns and glitz and glamour re-born again.. It always feels good when Honeys on the stage!

The voodoooo you dooooo!

Now.. is that a peen or two I glimpse in the back there?!

Knocking us all out with her wonderful effects she strutted and thrusted her way through ZZ tops "She's Killing Me" Just amazing Miss Honeylicious!


Only Poo and Mr C could pull off them heels...

Nightmares for weeks now thanks to those two..

Now.. it's not often we get to savour Rug's odd mind offerings.. but boy when we do they are tasty morsels! When you heard the first twangs of the song and first see the strange little gathering appearing you just let your chin drop and enjoy the view.. together with her minions she gracefully flashed her wares for all to see while she commanded them to dance into the night with gay abandon!

Lars was getting a bit thin on the ground with good looking men these days...

They run squealing after they steal the maidens dress

Only Chandra could make a gremlin or whatever beastie this is.. look good!
Very cool set! fitted perfectly to the track "Waltz in Black" by The Stranglers

"you know you want it babaaaaay!"

The cheeky devils ended shenanigans with a bare faced moon!

One wonders with what they play....

Then the scrumptious harlot that is The Chandra took to the stage wielding some delicious artillery, those twin cannons will knock you off your feet! A stunning set that fitted so well with her choice of song "Secret" by The Pierces LOVED this!.. you can always be sure there is plenty to look at other than her wares on Chandras sets!.. we commend you lovely lady!


She acted coy when caught with the whole packet of cookies..

Slowly but surely she finally agreed the boil on her butt needed looking at

No matter how hard she tried she just couldn't untangle herself from last nights game of strip twister

The delicious Dia graced us with her saucy, sexy and downright eerie self with a gorgeous set, little hints of day of the dead seeped through the perfect face, as she spun and whirred herself to a tune which escapes me.. Dia if you see this please remind me! I love her sets, lots to look at and very atmospheric



The battleground where the Dia's come to battle for top spot...

Only Dia could make skulls a sexy accessory..

Finally the time came for a little horror to wake us up.. for which I took the reins.. emerging through a dark and demented fog.. the twisted and tormented nurse appeared...

Scared much?...

When the mist cleared we found ourselves being primed for a little "heated" discussion..

I can be persuasive with a big knife...

Call me ugly.. I DARE you!

One way to blow out the cobwebs...

Leaving nothing but ashes in her wake.. talk about burning down the house! I felt bad for those zoomed in on that face as they missed the flashy goodness!! And got nothing more than a screen full of meatball!! One of my most elaborate sets I must say!! Done alongside the eerie soundtrack to Silent hill "One more soul to the call" this has to be one of my favourites done so far..

No eyebrow trimming needed this month... that's for sure!

Well.. that was Halloween 2013!
What a corker of a show! as always I'm so grateful for the fellow loons who love doing this as much as me, and to the fabulous guests who really help us bring this to life! Were hitting 60 avi's these days!! its insane.. Thanks for supporting us everyone!!
As always thanks to our tempting hostess Diawa who strutted her self in THAT dress all night!
Yay im only one show away from being up to date! (I think!)
Much love <3 xx

Looking at that poor bear.. I think Roger Rabbit was done for..