|The threats were made.. "Bring out your boobs!" they cried!|
|Subtle reminders for the males...|
|The conveyor belt produced some rather saucy dolls these days.. wonder what happens if you pull the string!|
|One potato.. two potato!|
Once we had swept away the glitter and fallen pasties we lowered the mood a touch for our next performer, never disappointing us with her engulfing, mood adjusting and simply brilliant sets..Nic had us looking mournful as her ghost swayed while the murderer watched on..yes that is me.. I make a damn humpable man if i say so myself!!
|Persil.. adds that glow to your daily wash!|
|The club had gotten a bit grown over these days, Chopsy fails hard at gardening!|
Up next was the hors d'oeuvre... What the hell is that rezzing on the stage I hear you cry!.. After the Dinos landed and the shrill war-cry of the bone adorned knuckledraggers dream-girl pierced the night, we knew we were in for a treat!
|Chandra.. has the skills to make even scaly beasts sexy!|
|People feared for their lives as hair, nails and all sorts of debris started flying!|
|How the Minxettes do business!|
|How the knuckledraggers got their women..|
|Whos boobs were bigger?.. hmmmmmm|
After all remains of the meteor were shoved off the stage, a modest lass by the name of Rug sauntered her way forward through the curtain..flanked by a couple of hotties, she opened to a delightfully accurate british weather report at the time.. waves crashed and rain poured as we rolled and weaved our way through the pebbles..
|This looked nothing like the brochure!|
|Gal won the "steal Rugs bikini" contest|
|The Funky chicken impersonations went down a storm!|
|Any ideas what they sell here?|
|Im sorry but all I can think of for this is BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS|
With an abundance of goodness for the eye and some sharp lasers, we rolled our way through one of my favourite songs Shakespears Sister's "Stay"
|Pew PEW "the crowd shoots it displeasure at lack of nipple on show|
Finally melting into the murky grasses we collapsed from sheer lack of breath after holding our tummies in THAT long! Im never going without my girdle again!
|Loch Ness had a new legend.. the laser spouting lesser spotted harlot, drove twitchers in their thousands to the shore for a peek|
|"Yes Officer.. it was I who stole the Sharpies.."|
Nic and her bottomless pit of imagination delivered..
In keeping with the Valentines theme.. sorta.. she had gathered a bunch of wild women, clothed in nothing but animal skins and bones.. to hop skip and jump around the boiling pot.. but wait! We needed a volunteer!
Spence being the closest male.. unfortunately landed himself in the pot, Rolling our loins ever harder to the building beat that came from the trees, a saucy little number by PJ Harvey called "Maniac" Spence was no more.. a worthy offering to sustain the hunger.. the pastie glue just wasnt doing it for us no more..
|It was slim pickings at the jungle buffet..|
|Boner springs to mind?....|
|Spence didn't last long, bless him..the crowd were hungry that night..|
|Who can resist a little rubber to end the night...|
|The stand off had started.. the glare suggests they are summing up whos ass looks better in skin of beast!|
Absolutely FAB crowd, each and every show is such a delight to see so many regulars!
|And still they stared...|
|The fur covered she-beast ran in terror, for the fluffy cuteness had arrived|
As always I'm unbelievably, immensely and leg-humpingly grateful to the girls for participating in this with me so willingly each month! There are not enough shoes I could buy you all to show you how much I love you!
Chandra thank god you have that itchy index finger to snap so many pics! Thank you!!
Heres to the next one!!