Chandra had a twitchy trigger finger so I thought I'd better get my ass in gear getting these blogged... :P
Our handsome doormen the Oscar twins were in residence for the night guarding our valuables, well.. mainly our diamond thongs..
Kicking off this madness were a shy little troupe.. most prudish you know.. BUT with some Vodka.. you can do amazing things...
|Avon ladies out in force!|
|I'm a little tea-pot...|
|It was THIS big!|
|Ostriches run for their lives when they see us coming!|
First out.. we had our newest addition to the family.. Sarah graced the stage in a most ladylike of fashions.. giving us a glimpse of thigh as she danced her way through a nod to Pretty Woman.. welcome to the family missy :)
|Edward... where art thou|
|Who ya gonna call?.... the damn cleaner after all that mess!!|
|The goo seems to attract some nasties...|
|The front row had no complaints at being slimed by this beauty!|
|Those windscreen cleaners were forceful these days!|
|The dreaded effect of the acid rain they all speak of..|
|I take no responsibility for burnt retinas...|
Then Keri swirled onto the stage with another staple hit of the 80's Showing just how dangerous those back streets are..and how full of "Lost Boys" they can be!
|The cleaners are definitely out of a job after this show! the rubble we had to contend with!|
|what ya get when you wish upon a star...|
|Wishes do come true! her clothes DID vanish!|
|We seeketh the digit of gooooold...|
|Its amazing what a bit of gold leaf can cover..|
Then our Tantilising Toxic hit our screens with something most saucy... bringing it.. complete with snake.. we had our selves a little "After Dark" fun a la Dusk Till Dawn style...
|Guests were scolded severely after thinking that was in fact a spittoon on stage!|
|She seems to be considering BBQ'd snake?|
After all these shenanigans I returned again for another spin on this ride...
|Honey I did wear the bustle I swear! Chandra plucked me!|
|The back street urchins were feisty these days.. feathers got them hard cash!|
|Good lord The Dust!|
|They ran in fear of the slimy boobed one..|
So that was our version of some great classics from Hollywood! another great turn out from the girls! (I really hope I didn't forget anyone or anything?) Our fabulous hostess with the most-est saw us all through safely with the greasy goodness!
Massive huge thanks to Chandra as ever for her piccie awesomeness, HUGE thanks to all who attended!
As ever thank you Minxettes for making this show as amazing as it was :)
here's to the next instalment coming soon....
Much Love to all you Burly folk!